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Breasts are a great feature to have - seriously. Let me list what happens to me as a result of my breast shortcomings:
* I can't take a picture of a child without its parents nearby, since they get worried that I'm some sort of child abductor.
* If I take a picture of a girl, I have to tell them first, or else I look like some kind of lecherous freak.
* Guys walk up to me and brag about their camera equipment. I don't want to hear about it; I think they'd just ignore a female. Guys tend not to go up to girls and brag about their shit because they know they don't care.
So girls, be thankful for your endowments.
* I can't take a picture of a child without its parents nearby, since they get worried that I'm some sort of child abductor.
* If I take a picture of a girl, I have to tell them first, or else I look like some kind of lecherous freak.
* Guys walk up to me and brag about their camera equipment. I don't want to hear about it; I think they'd just ignore a female. Guys tend not to go up to girls and brag about their shit because they know they don't care.
So girls, be thankful for your endowments.
Animal Shots
My apologies for the recent submission bombardment. I really didn't intend for 40-some odd deviations to show up on your recent submission list. I was just updating a lot of my photos (for proper exposure and color) and adding borders to them all.
I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!
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I think animals make really great subjects, and so I've decided to keep a running list of animals that I've shot. Enjoy... especially the new butterflies!
--- BIRDS ---
Bald Eagle : One
Blue Jay : One
King Vulture : One
--- INSECTS ---
Butterfly : Banded Orange Heliconian - Eastern Tiger Swallowtail - Julia - Monarch - White Peacock - Zebra Longwing
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Way Too Much Money
People are always asking me what my equipment is, and I needed to write it down for my insurance anyways, so...
Camera Bodies
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Nikon D70 dSLR 6.1 MP
Lenses / Tele-Converters
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Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8G AF-S VR Zoom-Nikkor ED-IF
Nikon 18-70mm f/3.5-4.5G AF-S Zoom-Nikkor ED-IF DX
Nikon 50mm f/1.8D AF Nikkor
Tamron 90mm f/2.8 AF Macro (older edition, not Di)
Nikon 70-210 f/4
Nikon TC-14E II 1.4x AF-S, AF-I Tele-Converter
Filters / Step-Up Rings
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Heliopan 77mm Slim Circular Polarizer (ES 77)
Canon 77mm 500D Dual-Element Achromat Close-Up
Hoya 77mm UV (Super Multi
Spring Cleaning
The scraps feature is awfully handy, so I've decided to move a lot of my images into the scraps area. In the future, I think I'll end up submitting my images as deviations, and then moving them over into the scraps area after a while.
Also, I've made a few purchases lately:
* A Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8G AF-S VR Zoom-Nikkor ED-IF lens.
* A Gitzo G1228 tripod with a Markins M10 ballhead. For the QR plates, I've picked up the Kirk Photo PZ-92 and the LP-45. Wee! I can't wait for a decent tripod, finally.
Giving, but No Taking.
So... two new, and yet totally unrelated bits of news.
The bad news first. I managed to take an amazing picture of the reflection of a clock tower off of a downtown building that was almost entirely glass. However, just as I was wrapping it up, a security guard came out and asked me what I was doing. I explained, and although he agreed that it was a cool picture, I could not keep them. Apparently, the building was a federal building, and a bunch of people were freaked out about somebody taking a picture of it. Never mind that I was standing out in the middle of the plaza, and not sneaking around. Never mind that if I really wanted to t
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